Popping Wheelies On a Unicylce

Lord Mastermind Einstein III mother was piloting the space shuttle Apollo 13, when she noticed that her water had broken. She panicked and tried to put the shuttle in Auto Pilot but there was a system Failure Malfunction. She only had one minute to give birth before the shuttle self destructs. While Captain Coumulo Nimbus evacuated the passengers on to the Pod ships. Lord Mastermind Einstein III was born, In fact he helped perform his own C-section. His Mother decided to name him after his Great Great Grandfather, A Free Black man whom moved to Madagasacar, to become a Slave master, they Owned white people.Mastermind and his mother safely returned back to earth. As a Kid Young Lord Mastermind III was Often caught, riding around the city popping wheelies on a Unicylce, with his crew MMETTMLDOM.

Fun Fact: Still to this day 91% of Americans believe in the Conspiracy Theory Of "Apollo 13."
Fun Fact: His Father wrestles Tigers in Africa.
Fact Fact: Use to be a member of the Infamous Squirtle Squad.
Fact Fact: Likes Turtles.